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Pretty Sure presents... the Stickboy Compilation T-shirt. Proudly sport Stickboy gear depicting our hero. See him surrounded by a melange of characters from Sherri LaRue to Hitler; non-descript CEO guy to a clown with a flaming hoop. There's something for everyone. Enjoy. Only available at:
http://www.cafepress.com/sticky_tbs

...from the desk of Stickboy

> March 12, 2008
> December 17, 2007
> October 17, 2007
> September 10, 2007
> July 18, 2007
> May 11, 2007
> January 30, 2007
> December 22, 2006
> October 24, 2006
> January 26, 2006
> September 9, 2005
> August 29, 2005
> January 31, 2003
> October 1, 1999
> September 30, 1999
> September 20, 1999

[Praise] "Stickboy draws like a preschooler but tells stories like a professional; the artwork is atrociously crude, but that ceases to matter once his funny slice of life stories kick in."
- Milo George, The Comics Journal

Pretty Sure #1 (re-issue) - The Singular Adventures of Stickboy
"You are now in possession of my confessions, my sins of admission, my tales from the dark side. If you read my missives and find yourself “dying laughing,” as they say stateside, consider it a serialized killing - stick-figuratively, of course - and please, please, please share me with your friends. I need praise, I need love, I need cash - I need email addresses. I’m Y2K compliant and, although out of the running for next year, I’m working now to create a ground swell of support for 2004 - I can’t do it without you. Yes, I’ve been sent to save us all. It’s not a responsibility I intend to shirk."
* Read as a PDF (19MB; right-click to download)
posted February 17, 2007 @ 12:07pm PST

"My Jewish Museum" (Olios; May 2008) *New*
"Shalom, Chaverim!"
--Stickboy
* Read as a PDF (right-click to download)
posted May 24, 2008 @ 7:11am PST

"Tales of Dietary Madness" (Olios; March 2008)
"Antigone told me I had to lose weight. She said if I hit 300 lbs., she was leaving."
--Stickboy
* Read as a PDF (right-click to download)
posted March 6, 2008 @ 4:07pm PST

"The Redemption of Michael Vick" (Olios; December 2007) *New*
"There are no second acts in American lives."
--F. Scott Fitzgerald
* Read as a PDF (right-click to download)
posted December 18, 2007 @ 12:02pm PST

"The Year of Living Miserably" (Olios; September 2007)
"Hey! Fuck off!"
--Stickboy
* Read as a PDF (right-click to download)
posted September 1, 2007 @ 12:00am PST

"The 2007 Summertime Singles Collection" (Olios; July 2007)
"It's expensive being mentally ill."
--Fergie
* Read as a PDF (right-click to download)
posted July 17, 2007 @ 4:39pm PST

"Cancer Puppy" (Olios; May 2007)
"When someone has a tumor, it's usually inside the body. Even if it were external, though, it's not like you'd mention it."
--Stickboy
* Read as a PDF (right-click to download)
posted May 2, 2007 @ 9:24pm PST

"The Gay Pill" (Olios; March 2007)
"Listen. Let me get quietly on with my work; so what if it's the work of a madman! If it is, I can't do anything about it."
--van Gogh
* Read as a PDF (right-click to download)
posted March 19, 2007 @ 9:25am PST

"Dated A Clown" (Olios;January 2007)
"How would you like it if I made you jump through a flaming hoop?"
--Stickboy
* Read as a PDF (right-click to download)
posted January 21, 2007 @ 7:17pm PST

"The $100K Bowl of Shit" (Olios;December 2006)
"An EP of Failed Television Pilots."
* Read as a PDF (right-click to download)
posted December 12, 2006 @ 6:53pm PST

"Stickboy de los Muertos" (Olios;October 2006)
"The Pretty Sure Halloween 2006 Headstone Collection."
* Read as a PDF (right-click to download)

"Exterminate the Brutes!!!" (comfusion; Fall 2002)
"Nine Reasons Why We Must Invade Iraq Now!!!"
* Read as a PDF (right-click to download)

"O' Come Again, Terrible Summer" (comfusion; Summer 2002)
"Everyone loves summer: long, hot days; warm nights; barbeques; ice cream; the beach; siestas. Not me." --Stickboy
* Read as a PDF (right-click to download)

"Singles - 34 and Under" (Website Only)
"This is a collection of singles and B-sides from the years 1999 to 2002. These are shorter pieces that didn�t fit on albums, some charming and interesting B-sides, and a few studio experiments."
* Read as a PDF (right-click to download)

"Strip Club Strip" (Website Only)
"I grew my hair out. I hope you like it."
--Stickboy
* Read as a PDF (right-click to download)

"Brushes with Greatness" (comfusion)
"Do you have dogs? We have three."
--Stickboy's Dad
* Read as a PDF (right-click to download)
posted September 20, 2007 @ 8:24pm PST

"Kill Cat Stevens!!!" (comfusion)
"How come after the destruction of the Alfred Murrah Building in Oklahoma City we didn't disallow Americans of Irish descent and Irish nationals from driving trucks? Isn't 'McVeigh' an Irish name?" --Stickboy
* Read as a PDF (right-click to download)
posted September 20, 2007 @ 8:24pm PST

"Please, please, please!" (The Singular Adventures of Stickboy)
"I knew it wasn't going to happen, but the salsa thing was my last chance with Diane. I knew I was going to spend the entire evening with a bunch of people who weren't at all interested in talking to me. I would spend money I didn't have on drinks I shouldn't be drinking, and I would end the night at home alone, wretched, abandoned and hopeless. So of course, before I left my apartment I got drunk. I wanted to get stoned too. But I was out of pot." --Stickboy

"Kiss me on the LRV." (The Singular Adventures of Stickboy)
"Wendy's one of those former Deadhead / Beastie Boys chicks who smokes a lot of pot and shows up late for everything. She was eight hours late for our third date. She's also a Sagittarius. According to some astrology book by Linda Goodman, it could never work for me and Wendy. I'm a Taurus." --Stickboy